"Everyone who visits our humble hamlet says, 'Damn, look at those huge sunshades.' It's what we are known for; big dams and big umbrellas."
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Friday, September 1, 2023
Expedition! Issue 1: "Redsmith: Levees and Sunshades"
Tuesday, August 29, 2023
S1: E16 "Claws"
Monday, August 21, 2023
S1: E15 "A Fair Shot"
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| "The Noble Savage" by Lightfeather |
ness is a gigantic painting of a muscular woman, wearing rough clothing of furs and leather. Her tall stature is only outmatched by her dark green hair and glowing sun-burnt skin. One cannot help but admire the proud, smirking face as she stands atop what one can only assume is a pile of corpses, a double-headed ax over her shoulder. She was rumored to have a staggering number of demon scalps from the time before the Great Devastation. She actually had more than the 500 that has been credited her. She was never good with math. She knew she had many, some of which were displayed on her belt and one she wore as a hat. She said she liked the horns.
Monday, August 7, 2023
S1: E14 "A Vas, Matey!"
Duke Cyrus Inglemeijer squinted behind the blue tinted goggles, attempting to penetrate the yellowish pea-souper which billowed lazily across the pier. He shifted his feet on the slick wooden planks and padded his overcoat for the flintlock tucked into the custom leather holster on his belt. The Dwarf's pristine mustaches had begun to droop in the wet fog. They almost matched the grim line of his lips now. He cursed and began to pace back and forth along the gently bobbing pier, his silver capped cane clicking on the surface. A long heavy horn signaled the passage of some ship moving along the river as it ventured along the waterway into the sea. Bells chimed in the distance. The hour had grown late. "Curse the fool," the Duke spat in his native tongue."I had to make sure you were not followed," said a voice that scraped across the Duke's ears like a knife across a soapstone. The Duke spun, his hand going instinctively to his side in general proximity of his weapon."Damn these theatrics," huffed the dwarf, his mustaches fluttering. "If I had wanted to summon a devil, I would have gone to a show at the Empress.""Just so, your majesty." the voice replied. And as if to play into the part, a figure slowly rose out of the shadows before the Duke. The figure could not have been taller than 5 feet, weighed more than a hundred pounds. He wore a dark robe with a hood that hung around his frame like an old coat on a scarecrow. The image of this man- the way he walked, moved - and especially his voice, burned themselves into the Duke's mind like a hot iron on flesh. The man was a low sort, poor, clearly a brigand of the highest order and not worth the time it would take to pick a stone from his shoe. But if he actually knew something..."Speak your peace, sir, so that we might not waste any more of my time," said the dwarf sourly."There is a crate in possession of the station master. It is addressed to your Estimableness. You will take possession of this crate and return with it to Newhaven by the next train."The dwarf waved his hand impatiently. "Yes, yes. Pray tell, you indigenous sop, why you couldn't have relayed these instructions via telegram? Or better yet, brought this oh-so-important crate to Newhaven yourself and spared me the tedium of your acquaintance?"The hooded head had been staring down. It rose slowly so that the dwarf thought he saw a pale chin and a thin outline of a smile. "Nobody must know of our arrangement, your Eminence. As far as anyone knows, you have come into ownership only recently. Nobody must know how or why. Do you understand?"
"Shirumund rukhs!" The Duke exclaimed, his face flushing with rage. "The impudence of a shrouded bootlicker who orders his betters around like they were his house slaves.""Then consider it a request of his majesty," the figure replied calmly. "You still have the ability to refuse, of course. But do I need to remind your Kingship that if he chooses to not carry out this simple request, he will have worse things to contend with then the inconvenience of a wasted night's sleep.""Threats don't become a lackey, my sadistic apparition," the Duke said with a defiant tilt of his chin. "You have drug me out on a miserable night in the midst of the Glitterhold to force upon me a mysterious package of unknown origin and threaten ruin upon me if I will not be a courier for a rube of the lowest form. Tell me this, sir, if it will not tax you too much, what exactly am I to bear to Newhaven that requires such urgency?"The figure turned and with a low laugh evaporated into the night. "The future, your majesty."
Monday, July 24, 2023
S1: E13 "The Boy. The Man. The Clergy."
Field Report: Memo on activities of regarding subjects E Gurunkul, T Thompson
Subject Thompson spent the week doing miscellaneous tasks for an unknown benefactor. Attempts to view mail have been unsuccessful. Trying to establish connection between these businesses and establishments. Week was largely uneventful. He has paid visits to a local detective with a growing reputation, named Roku. Paid a visit to a dining club called the Swanky Gent. Unable to view subject without being detected. Further Investigation recommended. Left after an hour in the company of a woman identified as Lady Sara Vyse. Subject is not thought to have ties to Thompson or Gurunkul. No surveillance recommended at this time.
Subject Gurunkul was observed spending time in the company of known actress Miss Jasmine Gooding. Inquiries revealed that Jasmine lived in the poor districts of Low Park, has come into some money recently and hired known bounty hunter. Visit to subject's flophouse on the previous week was thought to be of a professional nature. Further inquiries have been made into Jasmine's activities recently. Activities of both subjects indicate they were in pursuit of bounty. They departed the apartments of an older woman but left soon after altercation with a young man. They left after that by themselves.
Urgent Memo: To the Director of the Ministry; subject known as Lazarus Igglesden, known user of the Maleficium and subject for questioning in regard to use of the Dark Arts (Priority Low) has connections to the older woman in flat B5. Summery reports LI461 should be consulted in regard to this case. Agents will be dispatched to investigate mother and apartment.
Memo on the activities of Jasmine Gooding; requesting surveillance on orc female. Robbery report was filed with local Constabulary in regard to a stolen gold cigarette case which was sold to the proprietor by Miss Gooding (no known relationship with subject before today). The item was photographed and catalogued. Bears markings known to appear on other known magical artifacts. Refer to classified case files 871, 981 and 344. Photographs under further investigation. Police report and notes included.
Thursday, July 13, 2023
S 1: E12 "Curious Daggers in the Dead of Night"
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| Strange, it just appeared on the page. But now I can't UNSEE it |
Wednesday, July 12, 2023
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